Agar Main Hota Bhagwan lyrics in English, Hindi - Hustle 2.0 | Nazz

                        
Woh haste thhe mujhpe kal aur
Unke sath hasta thha khud pe khud main
Aaj maangte baar-baar feature jaise
Launde maangte bandiyon se notes hain

Woh kehte tu iske upar uske neeche
Par competition mera khud se
Main rahunga upar aur neeche bass tabhi
Jab ghar hoga mera duplex

Tu chaahe jitna peeth peeche jaake mujhe mock kar
Agar kehte ye meri likhayi kharab toh
Main kehta hoon khud ko doctor
Mujhe giraane baithe hain yaha pe aaj bohot jan
Tu ungli kar jitni bhi zyada tera naam nahi hoga roshan

Main rahoon ya na rahoon yahan pe kiske baap ka jaata
Yeh chaar diwaaron se hee mera saccha rishta naata
Matlab hone pe koi tere sath mein nahi aata
Ekdum se waqt badal de duniya baba ka hai dhaba

Yeh rap mera pyaar samaaj jaat banke aata
Tum jhooth sun’na chahte par main sach bolna chahta
Main mooh kholke bolta main nahi karunga mumble
Toh mujhse mooh se supari nikaal ke tu baat kar re baba

Karte dua kyun main mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa varna mar hee jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitan par main kar nahi paata
Agar main hota bhagwan toh main kar hi jaata

Woh karte dua kyun main mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa varna mar hee jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitan par main kar nahi paata
Agar main hota bhagwan toh main kar hi jaata

Mujh pe vaar kiya apno ne jo waqai kareeb thhe
Sab bruce lee ke pote thhe wo maar gaye punch one-inch se
Chotein lag ke bhi hum haste badtameez se
Yeh zindagi picture toh hoga interval kab isme

Waqt hai paisa toh tum udhaar do sab milke
Woh puchhte khud ke baare mein kyun likhta har beat pe
10 bar likhunga gaano mein wahi same
Yeh jaise koi teacher ne di huyi mujhe punishment

Bharosa nahi kisipe shaq hota hain har ek pe
Sab problematic lagte jaise sums ho ganit ke
Befikar hoke so paunga ghode bechke
Jab kamar mein lagaunga main ghoda ek khareed ke

Chachi ke liye naye gehne lena chahta hoon
Main khud ko khota jaise kumbh ke mele mein main jaata hoon
Woh bole gaane sunke mazaa aaya
Aur yeh jo mazaa hain main
Poore hindustan ko dena chahta hoon

Karte dua kyun main mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa varna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitan par main kar nahi paata
Agar main hota bhagwan toh main kar hi jaata

Woh karte rehte yeh dua kyun main mar nahi jaata
Gaano ne di mujhe dawa warna mar hi jaata
Khatam karne saare shaitan par main kar nahi paata
Agar main hota bhagwan toh main kar hi jaata